Honking tree to become a lighthouse.
So, the DNT announced today that the felled honking tree will be re-born as a lighthouse sculpture. Gee, I bet it will be WAY neater than all the other lighthouse yard-art, trinkets, resin statuettes, and other lighthouse crap that is peddled out of Two Harbors each year. Who was the bedazzeled, animal-print wearing greyhair that made that decision? I think I would rather see the great log burned in a bonfire.
BREAKING NEWS ALERT! Authorities determine Honking Tree committed suicide, was tired of the honking
Seriously, though, can I get some of the tree to panel my smoking lounge? It hasn’t been updated since ’78.
…and we’re back.
Did you hear the one about the Honking Tree and Rob Karwath?
The Honking Tree walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I need a stiff drink. Gimme a Rob Karwath.”
Come on, people. I’ve combined multiple local “issues”, relevant to PDD posts. Can I not get some lame humor directed my way?
my spouse and i got a good laugh from your joke, vicarious. keep it up!!! 😉
be careful, cuz if you drink too many karwaths, you’ll fall on your mclister!
Nice!