Confusing enough?
This sign is on the entrance to the Green Door Lounge in Beaver Bay. I guess it means that even though the place is going to be closed on Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays, it will still be “open” on Mondays and Tuesdays … with the quotation marks maybe indicating that they are “open for suggestions” or something. Maybe that’s how the “new hours” work.


OK, OK, after thinking about it for ten minutes I guess it’s supposed to mean that the place will be closed this Sunday, Monday and Tuesday, then will be open Monday through Saturday after that.
Quotation mark winos…
I’m just happy it’s not printed in Comic Sans.
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If they’re “open” from Monday through Saturday and closed on Sunday, that means they’re always closed.
Ohhhhhh Green Door…
I’m glad you attached a picture because explaining that would leave me to believe you had too much fun at the Green Door.
And the actual “hours” aren’t even posted.
I have always wondered what’s “behind the green door”?