Just in time for Halloween the Duluth Demon emerges and has been seen lurking around UMD. It seems he was last seen terrorizing people in Bagley Park and has not broken character yet. An article from the UMD Statesman explains his presence. The demon can also be found on Facebook.
Taking a page from this guy’s book.
Definitely one of the more stupid things I’ve seen.
I wish he was around when I was at UMD. Certainly would have made things a lot more interesting. The only scary things in the dark were raping hokey players…
*rapist (no, there were no sexual assaults of hockey players I am aware of)
I’m sure if you kick him in his nether regions, he’ll drop like any other demon.
Brings to mind the immortal words of Bill Kilgore.
“Demons don’t surf.”
SATAN BE GONE!