Another Duluth dateline in the Onion

May 21, 2013|PDD News Sieve||Random

24-year-old receives sage counsel from venerable 27-year-old

DULUTH, MN-Generously bestowing the kind of wisdom that only comes with age, worldly and venerable 27-year-old Matthew Owen took the time last night to offer his enlightened counsel to 24-year-old family friend Dennis Paige.

Other Onion stories with Duluth datelines:

National News Highlights (2010)

Boy finds own real-life E.T. (2009)

Marital frustrations channeled through thermostat (2006)

National News Highlights (2006)

Offended customer’s huffy walkout goes unnoticed (2005)

Antique dealer sick of appraising Smurf collections (2002)

What this town needs is a really shitty community newspaper (2002)

Struggling local theater space put out of its misery (1999)

Eating enthusiast acquires chocolate eclair (1997)

… and there are probably some we missed.

Another Duluth dateline in the Onion

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